Taco Bowl 2026
Week 1
Awards
Monkeys humping footballs 142.06
Erratic Erin! 73.62
+68.44 — the week’s widest, while Holder? Hardly knew her! took the other end by 0.14
The trophies
5 trophies handed out. Tap one to read it.
The Woodshed
Monkeys humping footballs
+68.44 · 142.06 — 73.62 over Erratic Erin!
Down to the Wire
Holder? Hardly knew her!
+0.14 · 130.10 — 129.96 over BOOKCLUB
Hot Bench
Erratic Erin!
38.24 · Points left on the bench · Best lineup 111.86 · actual 73.62
Tightest End
Calftime Show
23.8 · Isaiah Likely — best TE in the league · 2.1 clear of the next one
Rigged System
BOOKCLUB
2 spots · 5th in points · 7th in standings · 129.96 points and a 0–1 record to show for it
Week 1
Widest margin first.
Where it stands
After week 1. Top 4 make the playoffs.
| # | Team | Record | Points for | Trophies |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Crescent Champions | 1–0 | 148.06 | 0 |
| 2 | Monkeys humping footballs | 1–0 | 142.06 | 1 |
| 3 | Calftime Show | 1–0 | 130.60 | 1 |
| 4 | Holder? Hardly knew her! | 1–0 | 130.10 | 1 |
| 5 | I thought this was bingo…….. | 1–0 | 107.86 | 0 |
| 6 | 👑🍑 Royal Pain in the Peach | 1–0 | 102.60 | 0 |
| 7 | BOOKCLUB | 0–1 | 129.96 | 1 |
| 8 | Juicetown | 0–1 | 122.50 | 0 |
| 9 | Winning team | 0–1 | 105.36 | 0 |
| 10 | Resting Blitz Face | 0–1 | 98.66 | 0 |
| 11 | T.D. | 0–1 | 87.92 | 0 |
| 12 | Erratic Erin! | 0–1 | 73.62 | 1 |
Ranked by wins, then points for. Trophies are counted through week 1; tap a count for that team’s trophy case.