Taco Bowl 2026
Week 9
Awards
Calftime Show 156.68
I thought this was bingo…….. 101.66
+55.02 — the week’s widest, while Juicetown took the other end by 0.92
The trophies
5 trophies handed out. Tap one to read it.
The Woodshed
Calftime Show
+55.02 · 156.68 — 101.66 over I thought this was bingo……..
Down to the Wire
Juicetown
+0.92 · 88.68 — 87.76 over BOOKCLUB
Hot Bench
Juicetown
39.78 · Points left on the bench · Best lineup 128.46 · actual 88.68
Tightest End
Monkeys humping footballs
18.8 · Brock Bowers — best TE in the league · 3.5 clear of the next one
Rigged System
Crescent Champions
5 spots · 4th in points · 9th in standings · 967.06 points and a 3–6 record to show for it
Week 9
Widest margin first.
Where it stands
After week 9. Top 4 make the playoffs.
| # | Team | Record | Points for | Trophies |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Calftime Show | 9–0 | 1211.00 | 8 |
| 2 | Monkeys humping footballs | 7–2 | 984.46 | 6 |
| 3 | Resting Blitz Face | 6–3 | 1042.66 | 5 |
| 4 | Juicetown | 5–4 | 941.94 | 4 |
| 5 | Holder? Hardly knew her! | 5–4 | 892.78 | 2 |
| 6 | T.D. | 4–5 | 920.38 | 2 |
| 7 | I thought this was bingo…….. | 4–5 | 869.36 | 4 |
| 8 | Risky Whisky! | 4–5 | 785.82 | 2 |
| 9 | Crescent Champions | 3–6 | 967.06 | 6 |
| 10 | 👑🍑 Royal Pain in the Peach | 3–6 | 948.04 | 1 |
| 11 | Winning team | 2–7 | 830.44 | 3 |
| 12 | BOOKCLUB | 2–7 | 813.62 | 6 |
Ranked by wins, then points for. Trophies are counted through week 9; tap a count for that team’s trophy case.