Taco Bowl 2026
Week 8
Awards
Monkeys humping footballs 112.40
T.D. 78.44
+33.96 — the week’s widest, while Risky Whisky! took the other end by 3.06
The trophies
6 trophies handed out. Tap one to read it.
The Woodshed
Monkeys humping footballs
+33.96 · 112.40 — 78.44 over T.D.
Down to the Wire
Risky Whisky!
+3.06 · 89.76 — 86.70 over BOOKCLUB
Hot Bench
Monkeys humping footballs
28.12 · Points left on the bench · Best lineup 140.52 · actual 112.40
Tightest End
Monkeys humping footballs
24.7 · Brock Bowers — best TE in the league · 6.3 clear of the next one
Asleep at the Wheel
BOOKCLUB
14.90 · Points forfeited to an empty slot · 2 starters who never showed up
Rigged System
Crescent Champions
5 spots · 3rd in points · 8th in standings · 900.90 points and a 3–5 record to show for it
Week 8
Widest margin first.
Where it stands
After week 8. Top 4 make the playoffs.
| # | Team | Record | Points for | Trophies |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Calftime Show | 8–0 | 1054.32 | 7 |
| 2 | Monkeys humping footballs | 6–2 | 878.22 | 5 |
| 3 | Resting Blitz Face | 5–3 | 913.32 | 5 |
| 4 | Juicetown | 4–4 | 853.26 | 2 |
| 5 | Holder? Hardly knew her! | 4–4 | 796.96 | 2 |
| 6 | I thought this was bingo…….. | 4–4 | 767.70 | 4 |
| 7 | Risky Whisky! | 4–4 | 695.34 | 2 |
| 8 | Crescent Champions | 3–5 | 900.90 | 5 |
| 9 | 👑🍑 Royal Pain in the Peach | 3–5 | 848.54 | 1 |
| 10 | T.D. | 3–5 | 817.88 | 2 |
| 11 | Winning team | 2–6 | 738.82 | 3 |
| 12 | BOOKCLUB | 2–6 | 725.86 | 6 |
Ranked by wins, then points for. Trophies are counted through week 8; tap a count for that team’s trophy case.