Taco Bowl 2026
Week 5
Awards
Resting Blitz Face 139.00
T.D. 76.04
+62.96 — the week’s widest, while Juicetown took the other end by 0.52
The trophies
7 trophies handed out. Tap one to read it.
The Woodshed
Resting Blitz Face
+62.96 · 139.00 — 76.04 over T.D.
Down to the Wire
Juicetown
+0.52 · 123.04 — 122.52 over I thought this was bingo……..
M*A*S*H Unit
I thought this was bingo……..
3.6 · Points of starting production at risk · 4 new tags this week
Hot Bench
T.D.
30.40 · Points left on the bench · Best lineup 106.44 · actual 76.04
Marital Discord
Calftime Show over 👑🍑 Royal Pain in the Peach
23.32 · Point gap between spouses · 144.06 — 120.74
Tightest End
Calftime Show
26.9 · Isaiah Likely — best TE in the league
Rigged System
Crescent Champions
4 spots · 2nd in scoring · 6th in the standings · 611.76 points and a 2–3 record to show for it
Week 5
Widest margin first.
Where it stands
After week 5. Top 4 make the playoffs.
| # | Team | Record | Points for | Trophies |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Calftime Show | 5–0 | 661.70 | 3 |
| 2 | Resting Blitz Face | 3–2 | 588.74 | 4 |
| 3 | 👑🍑 Royal Pain in the Peach | 3–2 | 579.24 | 0 |
| 4 | Monkeys humping footballs | 3–2 | 576.86 | 1 |
| 5 | Holder? Hardly knew her! | 3–2 | 528.22 | 2 |
| 6 | Crescent Champions | 2–3 | 611.76 | 1 |
| 7 | Juicetown | 2–3 | 530.30 | 2 |
| 8 | BOOKCLUB | 2–3 | 526.06 | 3 |
| 9 | Winning team | 2–3 | 470.46 | 2 |
| 10 | I thought this was bingo…….. | 2–3 | 455.40 | 3 |
| 11 | Spice is Nice! | 2–3 | 434.24 | 1 |
| 12 | T.D. | 1–4 | 501.76 | 2 |
Ranked by wins, then points for. Trophies are counted through week 5; tap a count for that team’s trophy case.