Taco Bowl 2026
Week 7
Awards
Resting Blitz Face 113.58
BOOKCLUB 76.60
+36.98 — the week’s widest, while I thought this was bingo…….. took the other end by 0.54
The trophies
6 trophies handed out. Tap one to read it.
The Woodshed
Resting Blitz Face
+36.98 · 113.58 — 76.60 over BOOKCLUB
Down to the Wire
I thought this was bingo……..
+0.54 · 95.22 — 94.68 over 👑🍑 Royal Pain in the Peach
M*A*S*H Unit
Calftime Show
47.4 · Points of starting production at risk · 3 new tags this week
Hot Bench
👑🍑 Royal Pain in the Peach
34.40 · Points left on the bench · Best lineup 129.08 · actual 94.68
Tightest End
Winning team
22.1 · Trey McBride — best TE in the league · 5.7 clear of the next one
Rigged System
Crescent Champions
7 spots · 3rd in points · 10th in standings · 773.64 points and a 2–5 record to show for it
Week 7
Widest margin first.
Where it stands
After week 7. Top 4 make the playoffs.
| # | Team | Record | Points for | Trophies |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Calftime Show | 7–0 | 912.40 | 7 |
| 2 | Resting Blitz Face | 5–2 | 798.74 | 5 |
| 3 | Monkeys humping footballs | 5–2 | 765.82 | 2 |
| 4 | Holder? Hardly knew her! | 4–3 | 702.90 | 2 |
| 5 | Juicetown | 3–4 | 747.36 | 2 |
| 6 | 👑🍑 Royal Pain in the Peach | 3–4 | 743.44 | 1 |
| 7 | T.D. | 3–4 | 739.44 | 2 |
| 8 | I thought this was bingo…….. | 3–4 | 649.52 | 4 |
| 9 | Spice is Nice! | 3–4 | 605.58 | 1 |
| 10 | Crescent Champions | 2–5 | 773.64 | 4 |
| 11 | BOOKCLUB | 2–5 | 639.16 | 5 |
| 12 | Winning team | 2–5 | 636.24 | 3 |
Ranked by wins, then points for. Trophies are counted through week 7; tap a count for that team’s trophy case.